c) DISPOSABLE CAMERA (Private Party Tour) (ONLY 5 LEFT!)
📸 27 Unique Shots of Pure Tour Craziness! 🌟 Imagine owning a piece of the wild and unpredictable journey across the US! Each disposable camera in our limited collection offers 27 unique glimpses into the mayhem of our tour. What might you find? Perhaps candid shots of 'Burn The Jukebox' burning jukeboxes, or Mary from 'Walk on Mars' orchestrating her infamous pranks on the Riot House crew. From Day 1 prep to the spontaneous adventures on the road, these cameras have seen it all.
🚨 However, A Twist of Fate Awaits... 🚨
LIABILITY DISCLAIMER (The Funny Yet Legally Binding Bit): When our RV went on an unscheduled Vegas vacation (yes, it was stolen), our precious bag of disposable cameras enjoyed a 'staycation' inside. What did the cameras capture during their unexpected escapade? We can't say for sure. Maybe the thieves fancied a photoshoot with my guitars/drone/boosted board / shoes /etc. So, here's the serious talk:
**By purchasing this camera, you acknowledge the possibility of encountering photographs of unknown origin and content, potentially captured during the unlawful appropriation of our vehicle. The seller disclaims all responsibility for any images produced during this period, absolving themselves from any legal liability concerning the nature, content, and context of such photographs.**
🔥 Limited Edition Alert! 🔥
Stock is scarce! Don't miss your chance to own a piece of this unforgettable tour. It's not just a camera – it's a treasure trove of memories and mysteries.
💖 Your Support Means Everything! 💖
Thank you for being part of this incredible journey. Your support is the backbone of this tour. By snagging one of these cameras, you're not just getting a memento; you're helping to keep the dream alive!